.......both of whom, had managed to lose their wives.
First bloke says to the other:
"Damn women, I just don't know where mine has got to. It's not as if she doesn't stick out being 6'3" with a 38DD chest, blonde and wearing a mini skirt, boob tube and thigh length boots. Anyway, what does your wife look like?"
Other bloke replies:
"Forget my wife mate, i'm looking for yours!!"