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> >>Subject: A WOMAN WHO READS
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> >> > One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of
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> >> > fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,
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> >> > his
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> >> > wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
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> >> > anchors,
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> >> >
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> >> > and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet.
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> >> >
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> >> > Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
> >>and
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> >> > says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
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> >> >
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> >> > "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
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> >> >
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> >> > "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
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> >> >
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> >> > "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
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> >> >
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> >> > "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
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> >> > any
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> >> > moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
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> >> >
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> >> > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
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> >> > woman.
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> >> >
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> >> > "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
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> >> >
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> >> > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
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> >> > start
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> >> >
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> >> > at any moment."
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> >> >
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> >> > "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left .
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> >> >
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> >> >
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> >> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
> >>think.