I am at home with Man Flu better know as the common cold but like all men when we are ill, I am feeling sorry for myself

I have the heating on full, a quilt wrapped around me as I lye on the settee watching dreadful daytime TV and surfing the web.
Why is it that men dont seem to cope as well with being ill as the women? If I was a woman, besides not being able to leave my breasts alone

I would be up and about, I would have done all the washing, cleaned the house from top to bottom, done the shopping and ironed all the clothes for work. Tea would be prepared and I wouldnt be feeling like crap.
Is this just another of lifes great mysteries?