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From the mouths of students!!!
Last night was the Sheffield medic students annual pub crawl called Carnage, around 1400 students in fancy dress on a pub crawl, carnival atmosphere etc and a site to behold.
Anyway There was no way I could physically get into the pub for my pint so the landlord saw me and brought 1 out to me, a mate of mine had got tables set up outside selling cans to the people who couldn't be bothered to fight there way to the bar.
Next thing a male smurf came out of the bar with a female smurf over his shoulder and offered up her backside to me saying smack the smurfs bum, so in the spirit of things I gave her a slap on the ar**, said backside was then offered to the landlord and my mate who both obliged (btw the landlord bats for the otherside). Now instead of getting the sexist pig remarks etc she got us back with a much better comment when she was put back to earth, she turned to male smurf and said " I can't believe you let them do that, you let them smack my ar** and they're OLD.
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