I went to the shops today and the coat i saw in Next last week for 85 squid now 35 so i bought the dam thing ....................my daughter looked at it and said i looked gay!!!!!!
The wife muttered something about nothing

And i also stuffed a cheese and onion pasty and doughnut in my gob to celebrate!
Did by it a new handbag in Mand S in the sale
Managed to stay out of Jessops thou probaly knocked a full 10pence off a D300.