ROFL, what a hilarious thread, thanks Jack, made me laugh.
Now, as for them jeans, I'm afraid you would never catch ME wearing such uncouth youth generation clobber <g> My pockets are firmly attached inside the trousers, not patched on as an afterthought
The cat is clearly evil and even then is trying to get away from you Jack. That has got to say something if even an evil cat is scared of you!
Are you sure that eye is Les' though? I think that's the other half to the pair I lost last year.....
It fell out of a whole.... in my pocket
But I am with Les on the toast, marmelade and a brew but sorry, no marg for me. It's gotta be pure butter for me every time
Just so w've got you well enough trained to serve us, the toast needs to be buttered when piping hot, allowed to semi-melt and then the rough-cut, preferably home-made, marmelade applied RIGHT TO THE EDGES - can't stand my toast looking like a race track!
Let's see how you get on with that before we attempt to civilise you further
Cheers,
Rob the Barronator