Ok I'll play

We had a similar thread going some time ago called "Nothing Really" or something silly like that

Water started it I believe ... isn't it funny the things you get remembered for

Anyway it was good for a laugh, which is what we all need on a regular basis
So, here's my favourite silly saying (which some of you will have heard before

) :
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you 