Joke!!!
Hey guys it's been a while since anyone has posted up any jokes. I saw this one in another forum and wanted to share this with you all. I think it's funny, but we'll see.
One day a man and his wife were puttering around the garden. The man leaned over to his wife who was bent over and said, "Honey your butt is getting really big", I mean really big. I bet it's bigger than our Bar-B-cue. He proceeded to get the measuring tape out and measured his wifes butt and than he measured the bar-b-cue. "Yep he said your butt is exactly two inches wider than the barbie.
That night the couple is laying in bed and the husband is feeling very friskie.He makes advances towards his wife who shows absolutely no interest at all.
"What's wrong"? he says
The wife looks at him and says, "Do you honestly think I am going to fire up this big a** grill for one little weenie?
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