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Old 06-07-2005, 10:28   #4 (permalink)
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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you to build me a new Ark"

Noha replies " No problem God, I am your humble servant"

God "But Noah, this time I dont want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks, one on top of the other"

"20 DECKS" screams Noha, and should I fill them up with all the animals, just like last time.

"Yes, sort of" says God, this time I want you to fill it with fish

"FISH" asks Noah

"Yes", says God, to be specific, carp.

"So you want me to build a new Ark, with 20 decks, and fill it from floor to ceiling with carp, is that correct"asks Noha.

"Yes replies God"

"Why" asks the perpexed Noha"

Because I want you to...............

























...........Build me a MULTI-STOREY CARP ARK.

/dad joke mode is ON
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