It will boost our economy round here no end. We have already put in a bid to host the nipsy and wellie-throwing events, and are currently negotiating the tripe and pork pie franchises. Hotels are planned to accommodate the entire population of east London who will be renting out their properties during the event.
I'm sure that the Games will be a great success for London, based on their track record with the Millennium Dome and Wembley Stadium, but unfortunately Yorkshire is declaring UDI before we have to pay for it all.
