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Old 06-11-2012, 16:03   #1 (permalink)
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Murphy's Baby.

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time
> had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver
> the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy
> and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son! Ain't dat grand,'
> Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and
> said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'
> The doctor then delivered a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Murph! You
> got you a daughter, She is a pretty lil ting, too....'
> Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on,
> we ain’t got done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and
> said, ‘Murph, you just had yourself another boy!'
> Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'
> The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that
> happened during conception.'
> Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'
> When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
> down with his wife and said,
> 'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had
> to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
> She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
> Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a f”” kin' good ting we didn't use WD-40.

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