Found the airport ones, that some guys asked reception to call out over the PA
Foreign Name.........................................
.Sounds Like
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed......I hate this ****ing job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie...........I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest............I need a ****** quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet...Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a ****
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted..My colleague just farted, and left the room, the b*st*rd
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee....Still, I got my own back and took a p1ss in his tea