>>>Tthe Scots rabble are the most troublesome but we try and keep them in check. We built a wall to try and keep them out but sadly it fell into disrepair and the government have never bothered rebuilding it.... said it wasn't politically correct! They love watching football and rugby but sadly are rubbish at both. They do have some beautiful landscapes yet they still figured the best way to attract visitors was to claim there is a monster living in a lake! ... Oh, and they speak in a funny accent that only Glaswegians can understand and even then only in pubs after 10pm... and they call everybody Jimmy!<<<<
When God created the earth, he created a special place with awe inspiring scenery, breathtaking mountains, fresh water rivers full with salmon, valleys and glens of tranquility and an abundance of wildlife, some not seen anywhere else. This place he called Scotland.
St Peter said " This is all very well, but what has this one small, beautiful place done to deserve all this?"
God replied " You should see the A**eh***s they are getting for neighbours!
And i am not proud to be British, im proud to be SCOTTISH!
Fiona
