[Rob Barron]

Originally Posted by Markulous

Makes a change from Kwappy Kwannon!

'And in the blue corner.... the cameras that have tried to challenge for a major title many times but so far without really making their mark. But back tonight to give it another go.... It's Sigma!'

<Audience stunned into polite hand clap to save the poor thing total embarrassment>

'And in the red corner.... the cameras used by millions to win awards, earn a living and produce outstanding pictures, remaining undefeated for years and still holding the title 'Most popular camera and lens manufacturer on planet Earth..... It's Canon!'

<ding, ding, round one>

'Well the Canon camera complete with L series lens approaches and snaps a sharp one right in front of the whole crowd.... the picture appears on the overhead screens and the audience go wild with delight.....'

'The Sigma ..... errr, .... where is the Sigma?..... Oh, ok!.... Ladies and gentleman we have a perhaps not surprising turn of events. The Sigma has thrown in the lens cloth. It took one look at the beautiful pictures taken by the Canon and decided it was being out-fought on every side....'

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Sorry, couldn't resist a cheap dig at Sickma.... now let's wait to hear from the Nickelodeon fans rattling their sabres <g>