[Fangman]

A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar, by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender: 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: 'Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares: 'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'