[daydreamer232]

Long ago in an unknown town on an unknown world lived a man named Norr. Norr was a reletively happy man. He watered the purple lapper trees every morning and fed the beautiful multicolored gonerlook every night. In between he met with his many friends discussing various topics from the new moons of Crag to how many poppler-tags it takes to change a lightbulb. One day, after watering the purple lapper trees Norr decided to visit his friend Nessa who lived a few miles down the road. Norr was feeling quite energetic so he decided to walk instead of using the new teleporter. While walking down the road and admiring the beautiful purplish-red sunset ...

[Mr Blue Sky]

...his new doppla-wanger boots started to hurt his feet so he decided to sit down a while on a hill to watch the sunset. he was lost in its beauty and before long he hears a familiar voice, "Norr, Norr how ya doin bud"
oh no he thinks, its that blimmin moron McGinty McSkidder ill pretend i didnt hear him and quickly hid behind a purple lapper tree...

[fionaB]

but as he tried to slide unobtrusively behind the purple lapper tree he felt a heavy hand slap down on his shoulder........
looking round he saw that McGinty Mcskidder had lived up to his name and skidded to the tree to arrive at the same time.....

Nor groaned to himself thinking " OMG is he going to ask if he can come to the liquid refreshment house with me for a glass of splattergoony juice, i wonder?.how am I going to get out of this?"

Nor turned to McGinty and said...................................

[Charlotte]

................. absolutely nothing, because there stood McGinty Mcskidder looking down at Norr from 10 feet high, with a giant knobkerry in his hands Blimey, Norr squeaked, knew I shoulda taken the damn teleporter "What was that you said Norr?" boomed McGinty, towering above the 5'7" Norr. "I said that's a nice knobkerry you've got there Mac, what's it for?" Then he kicked himself 'cos he really didn't want to know the answer, in case it was meant for him

Suddenly, to Norr's relief ..............

[Dave]

...Mrs Mcskidder suddenly turned up, "McGinty, where's my basque ....are you wearing it again ? !!!" . McGinty turned & ran as fast as his 5 legs could take him.

Norr could relax now, although he was intrigued why all male McSkidders had a fascination for wearing females underwear

Anyway, Norr was late for his date. He quickly flipped his gravitational boots down to half power & leaped off in to the distance , taking 50 foot steps each bound. Oh how he couldn't wait to see the new love in his life. Norr had fallen for her when she managed to .........

[Boofers]

Five gnomes came to life out of an old garden and jumped Norr, he yelled help me,,gnomes,,,the gnomes said,,you have to take our place, one of you for five of us.
Norr said,,,,

[Dave]

...sounds like a good deal , but how many for a 10 foot McGinty Mcskidder? The Gnomes thought about it for a minute & agreed 8 gnomes would be fair. The deal was done & with another 3 gnomes on their way Norr had 8 littel fellas to keep him company on his visit to his date, whilst the remaining Gnome population hunted down McGinty.

Norr felt a pang of guilt, but then his mind was suddenly distracted by .....

[emmettleffel]

9 bottles of Newcastle Brown that suddenly teleported into his line of sight

[fionaB]

which he had never ever come across before.... Looking at the dark coloured liquid.. he wondered if it was actually fit for consumption........"AH.." he said "i have an idea"......and he turned to look sly at the gnomes wondering which one he could convince to try this brown liquid.............
The gnomes were watching him carefully, and as he moved towards them with a very strange look in his eye...... a shadow fell over him..................

[Markulous]

........... as the dreaded Brownoser swooped from on high snatching 4 of the bottles of precious amber liquid and flapping up to a purple lapper branch to perch and dip his 4 noses into the Newcastle Brown.

Only one gnome was in sight, the rest had fled from the Brownoser and this one was...........

[Dave]

.. blind as a binderbat & was quickly swooped up & swallowed in one by the Brownoser. But suddently the Brownoser was now the prey , from the huge ......

[emmettleffel]

Dalganeon Mugwort who mistakenly mistook the Brownoser for a Blaarite, common food for its race.

[fionaB]

meanwhile... Mcginty mcSkidder, reflected on the landscape and noted a defile in which he thought he would be safe from Mrs. McSkidder, who was still chasing him trying to rescue her basque ( which had been made to measure so she didint want it stretched out of shape)......

He had just found a clump of Ripe Flumpadump which he thought would make an ample supper .when.........

In the distance he could hear the approaching pitter patter of a thousand tiny gnome feet...........He spent a moment wondering which he would rather face, 333.33 gnomes ( gnomes in this world having three legs), or Mrs McSkidder when..................

[Markulous]

......... Norr (still relatively happy, still living in an unknown town on an unknown world) came limping around the corner. He was still trying to visit his friend Nessa but in a world of diminishing returns and vanishing points, the pointless return was King which meant that................

[fionaB]

so in a flash, the composition of the story had no depth and the focal point had forgotten what he was doing and where he was going . meanwhile.. the shutterbug had been over exposed leaving him completely burnt out and lacking any definition so in contrast to that he went over to the photo shop and bought a camera to take up a new hobby.......