Of course you don't do these things.

Soupdragon · 30-03-2007, 06:47

Duly deleted to save any further confusion

**stepheno** · 30-03-2007, 07:32

It's a bit hard to read black on dark grey.

***Steve*** · 30-03-2007, 12:46

Sorry, I can't read your post at all as I use the Black theme and your righting is black also.

Gary Bagshawe · 30-03-2007, 13:41

Just driven 2 miles to the local filling station and witnessed 6 of the above,
#1,2,6,7,8,9. amazing

Soupdragon · 30-03-2007, 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Sorry, I can't read your post at all as I use the Black theme and your righting is black also.

Every time I try to change the font colour the page just stalls.

Never mind, for the benefit of all those who can't read black text on a black background, it was the funniest thing ever written.

***Dave*** · 30-03-2007, 14:05

Sorted it for you Soups ....just copied the text from normal view screen, edited & pasted over existing text

***Dave*** · 30-03-2007, 14:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Bagshawe

Just driven 2 miles to the local filling station and witnessed 6 of the above,
#1,2,6,7,8,9. amazing

I reckon with your long locks #7 might be apt for you Gazza

Gary Bagshawe · 30-03-2007, 14:15

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Originally Posted by Dave

I reckon with your long locks #7 might be apt for you Gazza

you cheeky tart you!!!!

Charlotte · 30-03-2007, 14:29

Well I'm really confused, I see some answers but what was the question?

Soupdragon · 30-03-2007, 15:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Sorted it for you Soups ....just copied the text from normal view screen, edited & pasted over existing text

Bugger! I deleted the original body text

fionaB · 30-03-2007, 16:47

lolol well i thought it was hilarious and of COURSE i dont do any of them. I am a female driver after all and everyone KNOWS we make the best drivers............

Fi

***Dave*** · 30-03-2007, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlotte

Well I'm really confused, I see some answers but what was the question?

What is 6 x 7 ?

Charlotte · 30-03-2007, 18:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

What is 6 x 7 ?

36 (unless my calculator's acting up again

) but what's that got to do with driving + #1 #2 etc.?

Am I being stoopid, or did I miss something here? Seems like whatever the joke was has been deleted

Anyway whatever it's all about, I am sure I don't do any of them

Soupdragon · 30-03-2007, 18:32

You thought you knew how to drive did you? well think again.

Switching on your hazard warning lights means you can park in places which would normally be illegal or obstructive.
This also gives you the right to verbally abuse those you have inconvenienced.

Using your indicators means you have the right to manoeuvre regardless of prevailing traffic conditions.

Random braking whilst travelling on a straight clear road is compulsory.

Pensioners should travel at the same speed on motorways as they do in built up areas.

You should make allowances for inconsiderate drivers! their journey is far more important than yours, as are their lives.

Middle to old age natural blonde women look really attractive in second hand soft top BMW’s.

White vans have limited visibility so it is easy to understand why they make erratic/late lane changes. Goodness knows, it’s tough enough in a normal car when you are trying to write a text message.

There is no need to acknowledge an act of courtesy to you by other drivers as, removing one hand momentarily from the steering wheel must be construed as loss of vehicle control.

There is no such thing as being in the correct lane on multi lane roundabouts, everyone knows it’s purely a game of chance.

Speed limits are advisory and only apply to inexperienced drivers.

Fitting cheap alloys, a straight through exhaust and a crap sound system makes you an experienced driver.

Never attempt to match traffic speed when joining a motorway from a slip road as this will cause un-necessary engine strain, besides, the bloke behind you will act as a large additional bumper.

Lorry drivers have long known the effects slip streaming and use this to great effect by paralleling each other when negotiating long motorway climbs.

***Dave*** · 30-03-2007, 19:45

Oh this version is so much funnier than the original

30-03-2007, 06:47	#1 (permalink)
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30-03-2007, 07:32	#2 (permalink)
stepheno Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,575	Re: Of course you don't do these things. It's a bit hard to read black on dark grey.

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*Steve* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: An Englishman living in Germany Posts: 16,112	Re: Of course you don't do these things. Sorry, I can't read your post at all as I use the Black theme and your righting is black also.

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Gary Bagshawe Rep Point Winner 07 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sheffield UK Posts: 2,232	Re: Of course you don't do these things. Just driven 2 miles to the local filling station and witnessed 6 of the above, #1,2,6,7,8,9. amazing

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*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,816	Re: Of course you don't do these things. Sorted it for you Soups ....just copied the text from normal view screen, edited & pasted over existing text

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Charlotte Loves the place Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Romsey, Hampshire Posts: 5,741	Re: Of course you don't do these things. Well I'm really confused, I see some answers but what was the question?

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fionaB Loves the place Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Scotland Posts: 5,422	Re: Of course you don't do these things. lolol well i thought it was hilarious and of COURSE i dont do any of them. I am a female driver after all and everyone KNOWS we make the best drivers............ Fi

30-03-2007, 18:32	#14 (permalink)
Soupdragon Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,083	Re: Of course you don't do these things. You thought you knew how to drive did you? well think again. Switching on your hazard warning lights means you can park in places which would normally be illegal or obstructive. This also gives you the right to verbally abuse those you have inconvenienced. Using your indicators means you have the right to manoeuvre regardless of prevailing traffic conditions. Random braking whilst travelling on a straight clear road is compulsory. Pensioners should travel at the same speed on motorways as they do in built up areas. You should make allowances for inconsiderate drivers! their journey is far more important than yours, as are their lives. Middle to old age natural blonde women look really attractive in second hand soft top BMW’s. White vans have limited visibility so it is easy to understand why they make erratic/late lane changes. Goodness knows, it’s tough enough in a normal car when you are trying to write a text message. There is no need to acknowledge an act of courtesy to you by other drivers as, removing one hand momentarily from the steering wheel must be construed as loss of vehicle control. There is no such thing as being in the correct lane on multi lane roundabouts, everyone knows it’s purely a game of chance. Speed limits are advisory and only apply to inexperienced drivers. Fitting cheap alloys, a straight through exhaust and a crap sound system makes you an experienced driver. Never attempt to match traffic speed when joining a motorway from a slip road as this will cause un-necessary engine strain, besides, the bloke behind you will act as a large additional bumper. Lorry drivers have long known the effects slip streaming and use this to great effect by paralleling each other when negotiating long motorway climbs. __________________ Anyone who thinks it's the photographer and not the camera is deluded.

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*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,816	Re: Of course you don't do these things. Oh this version is so much funnier than the original