Latest Phone scam

dod · 07-04-2006, 19:43

Wee Davy and his pals are playing pool in The Auld Keech. The mobile phone on the bar rings and Wee Davy engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Wee Davy: "Hello."

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the Auld Keech?"

Wee Davy: "Aye, ahmurr"

Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

Wee Davy: "Aye, nae borra doll ... get wan furra weekends an aw."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

Wee Davy: "How much?"

Woman: "£60,000"

Wee Davy: "Aye OK, but ah want a red wan awright."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

Wee Davy: "Aye awright, but ah'm only gonnae offer £900,000."

Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

Wee Davy: "Aye awright hen, I luv you too."

Wee Davy hangs up. The other men in the Auld Keech are looking at him in astonishment.

Wee Davy looks back at them confidently an says "Anyone ken who's phone this is?"
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Who me? Naw it wisny my fault: I canny even remember.

Warspite · 07-04-2006, 19:45

ed34 · 07-04-2006, 20:06

markgray · 07-04-2006, 20:10

evilowl · 07-04-2006, 21:18

Can someone translate that into English?

joke

Joe T · 07-04-2006, 21:49

Heard before, but its very good!

07-04-2006, 19:43	#1 (permalink)
dod Feet under the table Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Nairn Posts: 1,911	Latest Phone scam Wee Davy and his pals are playing pool in The Auld Keech. The mobile phone on the bar rings and Wee Davy engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Wee Davy: "Hello." Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the Auld Keech?" Wee Davy: "Aye, ahmurr" Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" Wee Davy: "Aye, nae borra doll ... get wan furra weekends an aw." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked." Wee Davy: "How much?" Woman: "£60,000" Wee Davy: "Aye OK, but ah want a red wan awright." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000." Wee Davy: "Aye awright, but ah'm only gonnae offer £900,000." Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! Wee Davy: "Aye awright hen, I luv you too." Wee Davy hangs up. The other men in the Auld Keech are looking at him in astonishment. Wee Davy looks back at them confidently an says "Anyone ken who's phone this is?" _________________ Who me? Naw it wisny my fault: I canny even remember.

07-04-2006, 19:45	#2 (permalink)
Warspite Feet under the table Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Newcastle Sunderland Middlesbrough (UK) Posts: 1,736	Rofl

07-04-2006, 20:10	#4 (permalink)
markgray Getting Comfy Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Headley, Hants Posts: 118	Lol

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Joe T Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Amersham, Bucks Posts: 978	Heard before, but its very good!