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Old 23-11-2005, 20:26   #1 (permalink)
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Gods creation...

The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and
created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

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Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole f**king thing.
 
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Old 23-11-2005, 20:31   #2 (permalink)
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Old 23-11-2005, 20:33   #3 (permalink)
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Haha, very nice
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:lol: :lol:

Here's another one for your amusement:

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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make, and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!

She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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Old 27-11-2005, 23:31   #5 (permalink)
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hardy har har, how did I miss this one,lol very funny boys. :lol:
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Old 27-11-2005, 23:50   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Marcel

Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole f**king thing.

Hmmm, I kinda like the mouth.

It's the tongue that ruins the whole f**king thing. :coat:

Nice ones,
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Old 28-11-2005, 01:48   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm, I kinda like the mouth.

It's the tongue that ruins the whole f**king thing. :coat:

Nice ones,
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Nope it's the vocal chords to be specific.

(To all the women, you know I'm only kidding, right? )
 
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...and if they could just take their teeth out as well from time to time...

I'll get me coat... :coat:
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why do you think you're grandad always looks so happy eh?
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Nope it's the vocal chords to be specific.

(To all the women, you know I'm only kidding, right? )
Yessss we know your kidding. That's just part of your charm. As for the teeth, I'm leaving that one alone,lol :lol: You crazy bunch you.

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...and if they could just take their teeth out as well from time to time...

I'll get me coat... :coat:

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