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Old 16-12-2005, 16:31   #1 (permalink)
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Late Friday afternoon joke - The Dead Rabbit

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying at
the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel
terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can.

She walks over to the dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents
onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again;

He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten
feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again, until he hops
off out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did
you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.


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nice one! made me laugh,lol
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That's terrible!
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That goes beyond terrible and comes back the other side!!!
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