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Old 01-12-2005, 20:44   #1 (permalink)
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One for the weekend!!

Have a good weekend all, here's one to start it off with,cya!



For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it. The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"

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Old 01-12-2005, 20:50   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2005, 21:39   #3 (permalink)
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haha, nice one
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Old 01-12-2005, 21:44   #4 (permalink)
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I like that one..

Try this link...CAUTION.. A little bit norty...

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Old 01-12-2005, 22:10   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2005, 22:45   #6 (permalink)
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German offers a prostitute 100 for half an hour of kinky sex.

The girl agrees but is a bit cautious when she goes back to his flat and he produces four large bed springs and a duck caller.

The German tells her to tie the springs to her arms and legs and blow the whistle as they make love.

The girl finds this very strange, but does as she is told because of the money. The sex is fantastic.

Finally she gasps: That was amazing, what do you call that?

"Ah" says the German, "Four Sprung Duck Technique".
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Old 02-12-2005, 15:49   #7 (permalink)
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when I posted this joke yesterday I thought it was Friday. You could imagine my disappointment this morning when I realised I had to do this day all over again. *sigh*
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I have to admit to being slightly confused when you said that, but then I thought 'Ah, different timezone', then I realised that you're behind us so that wasn't it, but then I thought 'Ah, she's Canadian' and it all made sense....

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Old 02-12-2005, 16:14   #9 (permalink)
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I have to admit to being slightly confused when you said that, but then I thought 'Ah, different timezone', then I realised that you're behind us so that wasn't it, but then I thought 'Ah, she's Canadian' and it all made sense....


LOL, gee thanks Sammy! One thing I am not is a Canadian. Hasnt' anyone ever had that happen to them though? Throws one right off. I didn't like that feeling at all. Guess I shouldn't complian and just thank my lucky stars I woke up this morning.
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One thing I am not is a Canadian.
Are you just lost, then?
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dude, I think she meant she IS Canadian, just not a dizzy one.

Temporarly confused maybe. But definately not dizzy.
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Hasnt' anyone ever had that happen to them though? Throws one right off. I didn't like that feeling at all. Guess I shouldn't complian and just thank my lucky stars I woke up this morning.
Hmmmm, has nobody seen Groundhog Day?
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Old 02-12-2005, 18:44   #13 (permalink)
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Thanks for clarifying that Gandhi! and yes I've seen groundhog day,lol Not such a good movie, but nevertheless funny.

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Not such a good Movie???

It's Brilliant!

Canada - the Belgium of North America...
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Overdoing it a bit there, Rob. The Belgians have given us nice chocolate. What have the Canadians ever given us? Other than Bryan Adams and Alannis Morrisette... :
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Sorry, forgot the chocolate.

Canada (sorry Quebec) is also responsible for the appalling Celine Dion...
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What have the Canadians ever given us? Other than Bryan Adams and Alannis Morrisette... :
Erm...Rush
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I'd love to go and live in Canada. Something I've thought about many a time, not likely to happen though
 
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My mum has a good friend who lives over in Vancouver. Apparently it's a lovely place, and has been recommended more than once! One day, maybe... not quite sure how to get citizenship though
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I did look into it about 4 or 5 years ago.

With my quals and trades and my wifes, I think we managed enough 'points' to gain entry, but logically it would have been a nightmare. Plus I don't think I'd be able to leave my mum and sisters behind...
 
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You only live once and not for you parents. Once they have gone the last thing you want to realise is that is now to late to live your dreams.
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"It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done" ...that's what I tell the missus in the bedroom anyway ....along with "Don't knock it till you tried it"
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You only live once and not for you parents. Once they have gone the last thing you want to realise is that is now to late to live your dreams.

Very true Steve! It's a hard lesson to learn for some.

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Not sure if applicable for Canadians

Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
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I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
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After a number of injections my jaw got number.
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