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Old 17-01-2006, 10:59   #1 (permalink)
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tips for january

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle
the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the
washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that
it has gone.


Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the
object you wish to view.


Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.


Always poo at work, not only will you save money on toilet paper, but
you'll also be getting paid for it.


Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate
bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first
place, you fat git.


Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after,
you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of
washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.


Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by
filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then
urinating into it, before jumping in.


Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a
handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.


Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running
a bit slower.


Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag
from the butt of your last one.


Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or
veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute
etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.


Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be
made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours,
and ask for a nice steak.


Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your
cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to
insulate your roof.


Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car
before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway,
so it may as well look like one.


A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep.


Avoid bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone with
whom you disagree.


Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging
your feet twice on each stair.


Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the
fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.


AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast
wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:03   #2 (permalink)
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rofl....love it!
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:05   #3 (permalink)
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They made me chuckle

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Old 17-01-2006, 11:06   #4 (permalink)
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Some very amusing ones in there
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Paint a large blue rectangle in your back garden, so when people fly over in a plane they think you are super rich with a swimming pool
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Anorexics - when your knees are wider than your thighs, start eating cakes again
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Old 17-01-2006, 12:07   #7 (permalink)
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Anorexics - when your knees are wider than your thighs, start eating cakes again

That caught me at just the right moment. People outside are looking at me strange now, wondering what the hell I'm laughing at.
 
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LOL - Some good ones there, particularly the vegetarian ones
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ROFLMFAO, that's certainly brightened up my day
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psml, love the ribbed condom one, and that anorexic one had me in tears lol.
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gotta love them Viz top tips
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Was about to say the same. There is a section on the Viz website ('letterbocks') that I read recently. Laughed so much I had tears pouring down me face.

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^^^^ GfK like it a lot!
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oh yes..these are so funny...really cheered me up and had me gigglng!
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LOL very good, very good. Made me laugh!


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