Why Photography is better than a woman / man

***Dave*** · 25-02-2007, 13:41

You can always have long legs with a Tripod

traer · 25-02-2007, 14:43

i was under the impression that men fell under the catergory of 'Tripod'...

fionaB · 25-02-2007, 15:07

more like monopod.... cos its only one leg they are interested in!

**Markulous** · 25-02-2007, 22:29

There's a certain reliability to a camera; it doesn't: drive, complain about your driving, complain about the cold, complain about the heat............ or complain at all!

With a camera if you don't like what's in the memory, remove it!

Multiple exposures don't get the police knocking on your door

***Dave*** · 26-02-2007, 08:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markulous

Multiple exposures don't get the police knocking on your door

The camera never lies

Victoria · 26-02-2007, 09:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Is Charlotte the only one to slam the men down ? ....where's Fiona , Angela, Victoria & the rest of the lasses to put the boys in their place

Bagging the wrong team here but:

Q: Did you hear about the new Japanese camera?
A: It's so fast it can catch a woman with her mouth closed.

Sorry girls.

P-E · 26-02-2007, 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victoria

Bagging the wrong team here but:

Q: Did you hear about the new Japanese camera?
A: It's so fast it can catch a woman with her mouth closed.

Sorry girls.

I don't believe that for one minute

Victoria · 26-02-2007, 10:23

You can "put down" your camera all you like and it will never get upset.

**Markulous** · 26-02-2007, 10:25

You can "pick up" your camera and not get arrested for harrassment!

Mypinknee · 26-02-2007, 23:29

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Originally Posted by Charlotte

A tripod performs well in a standing position.

Neither do mono-pods!

mouldy101 · 26-02-2007, 23:33

I can find my cameras shutter release...... even operate it remotely if required

Charlotte · 27-02-2007, 01:08

A camera doesn't snore, burp or f@rt.

***Dave*** · 27-02-2007, 08:38

Well thats enough about women Charlotte .......

With a camera you have an instruction book to show you how to turn it on

Rob Barron · 28-02-2007, 16:36

ROFL, been some fun ideas so far. Let me see....

1. With a camera, I really do press all the right buttons!

2. When my camera gets it wrong, I can delete and forget it.

3. When it all goes blurry I can blame it on shallow depth of field.

4. I can shoot with a Canon and not get arrested.

5. I can have a little one and still get good results.

6. I can watch the picture develop and shout, 'yeh it's coming' without worrying it is too soon.

7. My camera only needs a proper service on the odd occasion.

8. I can tell people to shut up for a second and they (sometimes) do it!

9. I don't have to get it right all of the time and when I get it wrong, my camera soon forgets!

10. I am perfectly at liberty to upgrade to a newer model once in a while

Cheers,
Rob

25-02-2007, 13:41	#31 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 15,649	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You can always have long legs with a Tripod

25-02-2007, 14:43	#32 (permalink)
traer Been here a while Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: dundee Posts: 440	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man i was under the impression that men fell under the catergory of 'Tripod'...

25-02-2007, 15:07	#33 (permalink)
fionaB Loves the place Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Scotland Posts: 5,637	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man more like monopod.... cos its only one leg they are interested in!

25-02-2007, 22:29	#34 (permalink)
Markulous Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Peak District Posts: 10,184	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man There's a certain reliability to a camera; it doesn't: drive, complain about your driving, complain about the cold, complain about the heat............ or complain at all! With a camera if you don't like what's in the memory, remove it! Multiple exposures don't get the police knocking on your door

26-02-2007, 10:23	#38 (permalink)
Victoria Getting Comfy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 204	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You can "put down" your camera all you like and it will never get upset.

26-02-2007, 10:25	#39 (permalink)
Markulous Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Peak District Posts: 10,184	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You can "pick up" your camera and not get arrested for harrassment!

26-02-2007, 23:33	#41 (permalink)
mouldy101 Been here a while Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Banbury, Oxon Posts: 270	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man I can find my cameras shutter release...... even operate it remotely if required

27-02-2007, 01:08	#42 (permalink)
Charlotte Loves the place Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Romsey, Hampshire Posts: 6,319	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man A camera doesn't snore, burp or f@rt.

27-02-2007, 08:38	#43 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 15,649	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man Well thats enough about women Charlotte ....... With a camera you have an instruction book to show you how to turn it on

28-02-2007, 16:36	#44 (permalink)
Rob Barron Loves the place Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Poole, Dorset Posts: 5,388	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man ROFL, been some fun ideas so far. Let me see.... 1. With a camera, I really do press all the right buttons! 2. When my camera gets it wrong, I can delete and forget it. 3. When it all goes blurry I can blame it on shallow depth of field. 4. I can shoot with a Canon and not get arrested. 5. I can have a little one and still get good results. 6. I can watch the picture develop and shout, 'yeh it's coming' without worrying it is too soon. 7. My camera only needs a proper service on the odd occasion. 8. I can tell people to shut up for a second and they (sometimes) do it! 9. I don't have to get it right all of the time and when I get it wrong, my camera soon forgets! 10. I am perfectly at liberty to upgrade to a newer model once in a while Cheers, Rob __________________ Rob Barron robbarron@aol.com If you look down on other people, don't expect them to look up to you!