Why Photography is better than a woman / man

***Dave*** · 24-02-2007, 13:17

Just for fun & open for ridicule by our male & female members, list why Photography could be better than a partner

I'll start

You can turn your camera off

P-E · 24-02-2007, 13:21

Yes and your camera is instantly turned on with little effort

***Dave*** · 24-02-2007, 13:38

You can legally sell your camera on Ebay

**Markulous** · 24-02-2007, 13:42

Remarkably easy and not prohibitively expensive to upgrade your camera!

Charlotte · 24-02-2007, 13:44

Size is quickly adjusted by using a zoom lens

***Dave*** · 24-02-2007, 13:45

A wide aperture is not a bad thing with a lens

orangepeel · 24-02-2007, 13:47

You're more likely to give a friend a shot of your camera.

**Markulous** · 24-02-2007, 13:54

You can talk about the age of a camera - and there's even prestige in having an older one!

**Dabhand16** · 24-02-2007, 14:09

A camera will do what you want it to, and when you want it to.

**Dabhand16** · 24-02-2007, 14:09

You only pay for a camera once.

**Dabhand16** · 24-02-2007, 14:10

A camera does not need a new accessory every time you take it out.

**Dabhand16** · 24-02-2007, 14:11

A camera won't ge the hump if you use another one.

**Dabhand16** · 24-02-2007, 14:14

A camera does not want your camera bag re-arranged every five minutes.

**Dabhand16** · 24-02-2007, 14:15

You can turn the sounds a camera makes off.

24-02-2007, 13:17	#1 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Why Photography is better than a woman / man Just for fun & open for ridicule by our male & female members, list why Photography could be better than a partner I'll start You can turn your camera off

24-02-2007, 13:21	#2 (permalink)
P-E Loves the place Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sheffield, S.Yorkshire UK Posts: 7,414	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man Yes and your camera is instantly turned on with little effort

24-02-2007, 13:38	#3 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You can legally sell your camera on Ebay

24-02-2007, 13:42	#4 (permalink)
Markulous Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Peak District Posts: 9,598	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man Remarkably easy and not prohibitively expensive to upgrade your camera!

24-02-2007, 13:44	#5 (permalink)
Charlotte Loves the place Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Romsey, Hampshire Posts: 5,676	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man Size is quickly adjusted by using a zoom lens

24-02-2007, 13:45	#6 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man A wide aperture is not a bad thing with a lens

24-02-2007, 13:47	#7 (permalink)
orangepeel Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 1,468	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You're more likely to give a friend a shot of your camera.

24-02-2007, 13:54	#8 (permalink)
Markulous Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Peak District Posts: 9,598	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You can talk about the age of a camera - and there's even prestige in having an older one!

24-02-2007, 14:09	#9 (permalink)
Dabhand16 Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dunstable Bedfordshire UK Posts: 8,722	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man A camera will do what you want it to, and when you want it to.

24-02-2007, 14:09	#10 (permalink)
Dabhand16 Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dunstable Bedfordshire UK Posts: 8,722	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You only pay for a camera once.

24-02-2007, 14:10	#11 (permalink)
Dabhand16 Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dunstable Bedfordshire UK Posts: 8,722	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man A camera does not need a new accessory every time you take it out.

24-02-2007, 14:11	#12 (permalink)
Dabhand16 Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dunstable Bedfordshire UK Posts: 8,722	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man A camera won't ge the hump if you use another one.

24-02-2007, 14:14	#13 (permalink)
Dabhand16 Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dunstable Bedfordshire UK Posts: 8,722	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man A camera does not want your camera bag re-arranged every five minutes.

24-02-2007, 14:15	#14 (permalink)
Dabhand16 Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dunstable Bedfordshire UK Posts: 8,722	Re: Why Photography is better than a woman / man You can turn the sounds a camera makes off.

24-02-2007, 14:25	#15 (permalink)
P-E Loves the place Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sheffield, S.Yorkshire UK Posts: 7,414