[Lone Buggin]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife as she turned back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have.

"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. He dragged her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster ... everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal, with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto bed.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

As she opened her red eyes her expression suddenly soured. "I meant my dress size, you maniac!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.

[Angela]

[Wannabe]

[Sonsey]

Ain't that the truth!

[ray]