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myself and a friend went and toured america a few years back and we were backpacking for hours through texas this one day when we saw a sign saying "free bbq all welcome" so i turned to him and said free meal here mate...so we went and checked it out.

we ended up by a river where the bbq's were and asked if we could get some food and we were told we could but first we would have to take part in a ceremonial cleansing or baptism if you like and were told to join the que leading to the river, we looked at each other and he said well it aint gonna hurt anything so why not, i said to him..ok but u can go first...

anyway we got closer to the river and you could see a preacher taking the people who walked out to him and putting them under the water for a second then bringing them back up and i said to my mate..."it dont look that bad does it and we get free grub at the end of it"..we finaly got to the front of the que and my mate started to walk out...

he got to the preacher in the middle of the river and he took hold of my mate and said...

"im about to baptise you in the name of jesus" and dunked him under the water and pulled him back up.

he said "have you seen the lord jesus?"

may mate said "phwak no..didnt see nothing it was too quick"

(preacher) "try again"

"im about to baptise you in the name of jesus" dunked him under again, pulled him back up....."have you seen the lord jesus?"

my mate said "phwak no..i didnt see nothing!"

the preacher was gettin rather annoyed by this time and said "try again...now play the game buddy!!"

he grabbed hold of my mate and said "im about to baptise you in the name of jesus" dunked him under the water and held him there for a minute and a half, pulled him out and said "have you seen the lord jesus?"

my mate said "phwak no...are you sure this is where the c*** fell in!"