[Dave]

>During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
>the criteria was, which defined whether or not a patient should be
>institutionalised.
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>"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
>teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
>bathtub."
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>"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
>bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
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[Dave]

just a bit further

[Dave]

> "No." said the Director. "The teaspoon, teacup and bucket are
>indicators which define the level of insanity. A normal person would pull the
>plug.
> Do you want a bed near the window?"
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> DID YOU PASS? OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE

[Sonsey]

They're coming to take me away haha

[Trashcan]

I think I hear a van running in my driveway; Oh wait, someone's knocking on my door :\

[Angela]

I passed!! I passed!! Ner ner ner ner ner!!

[Steve400]

oh dear o dear

i was thinking the bucket would find it hard geting the water out of the corners of the bath so tea spoon it is!!

[Angela]

Originally Posted by Steve400

oh dear o dear

i was thinking the bucket would find it hard geting the water out of the corners of the bath so tea spoon it is!!

[Sonsey]

Originally Posted by Angela

I passed!! I passed!! Ner ner ner ner ner!!

You win the prize!!!... A nice (restrictive) fitting jacket in a lovely white colour

[brian-iow]

...Where's the electric plug on a bath ??????