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05-02-2008, 16:33
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Blonde Speak
A Plane Is On Its Way To Houston When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up And Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down. The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This And Asks To See Her Ticket. She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class And That She Will Have To Sit In The Back.
The Blonde Replies, "i'm Blond, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The Co-pilot That There Is A Blonde Bimbo Sitting In First Class That Belongs In Economy And Won't Move Back To Her Seat The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat. The Blonde Replies, "i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Houston And I'm Staying Right Here." The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police Waiting When They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason. The Pilot Says, "you Say She Is A Blonde? I'll Handle This. I'm Married To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde." He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says, "oh, I'm Sorry." And She Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy. The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Said To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss. . . . . . I Told Her, "first Class Isn't Going To Houston ."
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05-02-2008, 17:05
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I TYPE USING CAPITALS DUE TO A DISABILTY THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING Join Date: Nov 2005
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05-02-2008, 18:39
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05-02-2008, 19:07
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05-02-2008, 19:36
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06-02-2008, 16:11
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Re: Blonde Speak
Hey Charlotte, how come the (very lovely) pic of you in your avatar doesn't show your hair?
You're not..... BLONDE are you! <g> |
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06-02-2008, 20:45
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No Rob, I'm not BLONDE! See for yourself, here's my avatar pic with hair
   but then again, my hair is dyed in this pic ... duotone actually .... black + highlights ... Are you any the wiser now   |
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06-02-2008, 22:48
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