Bloody kids!

Madpup · 22-03-2006, 22:48

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.

It was addressed, DAD

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving son,
Jon

PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tyler’s house. My report card is in my desk drawer. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life. Call me when it’s safe to come home.

CT · 22-03-2006, 22:50

Like it!

Warspite · 22-03-2006, 22:52

jewel · 22-03-2006, 23:06

oh my goodness that's hilarious!!!

InaGlo · 22-03-2006, 23:24

All I got from my son when he handed me his last school report was 'you might wanna sit down when you read that'

23-03-2006, 08:48

lol I Like it

and lol at InaGlo's comment....I wish I had thought of these responses when I was a kid

Fangman · 23-03-2006, 16:08

My mother handed over my reports to my wife . . . I never did get one from my lot that I dare comment on after that!
Works entirely to his own satisfaction . . . If he applies half the energy that that his applies to the athletic track to his studies he would do well. . . knows exactly how much to do to keep out of trouble and is willing to do just that! . . . Disappointing result! Thought he was suffering some slight disability (broke my right hand in the boxing ring a week before mock A/L physics).

Ally · 27-06-2006, 01:34

lol, I tryed that once...............only once

22-03-2006, 22:48	#1 (permalink)
Madpup Getting Comfy Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 176	Bloody kids! A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, DAD With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your loving son, Jon PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tyler’s house. My report card is in my desk drawer. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life. Call me when it’s safe to come home. __________________ Canon 300D, Sigma 100-300, Canon 35-105, Canon 18-55, Tamron 28-300, speedlite 550EX, over 150 cokin filters(Never used)

27-06-2006, 01:34	#8 (permalink)
Ally New here Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dundee , Scotland Posts: 49	Re: Bloody kids! lol, I tryed that once...............only once

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InaGlo Getting Comfy Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 145	All I got from my son when he handed me his last school report was 'you might wanna sit down when you read that'

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Marcel Posts: n/a	lol I Like it and lol at InaGlo's comment....I wish I had thought of these responses when I was a kid

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Fangman Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ely Posts: 1,090	My mother handed over my reports to my wife . . . I never did get one from my lot that I dare comment on after that! Works entirely to his own satisfaction . . . If he applies half the energy that that his applies to the athletic track to his studies he would do well. . . knows exactly how much to do to keep out of trouble and is willing to do just that! . . . Disappointing result! Thought he was suffering some slight disability (broke my right hand in the boxing ring a week before mock A/L physics).