Be careful ware you aim it!!

Gary Bagshawe · 20-12-2006, 19:43

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the
street when a masked robber runs out the bank and
shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the
babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the
bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks
into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother.

"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies
the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and
explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later
the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.

"Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out".
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains
what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks
into the room in tears.

"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you
were having a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the
dog."

Rob Barron · 20-12-2006, 21:14

LOLOL, .... I mean, 'sorry, I don't understand!'

20-12-2006, 19:43	#1 (permalink)
Gary Bagshawe Rep Point Winner 07 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sheffield UK Posts: 2,232	Be careful ware you aim it!! A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog." __________________

20-12-2006, 21:14	#2 (permalink)
Rob Barron Loves the place Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Poole, Dorset Posts: 5,200	Re: Be careful ware you aim it!! LOLOL, .... I mean, 'sorry, I don't understand!'

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