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Old 25-01-2006, 10:27   #1 (permalink)
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Careful who answers the phone

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a polis would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that
noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the
boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle....

"ME"
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Old 25-01-2006, 10:50   #2 (permalink)
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Fantastic, had me going all the way!!!!
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Tres' bon.

even made the wife laugh
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Brilliant.
Made me and the Mrs laugh out loud
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Ha ha ha, yes kids are precious aren't they!lol
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Seen it before, but very good!

Sent it round the office today!
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