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The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time?"





Patrick addressed the class: "Well Miss Jones, me and my


twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns;


then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the


back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go


to bed and wait for Father Christmas


to come with all our toys."





"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy


Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"





"Well, Miss Jones, me and my sister also go to church


with Mum and Dad and we sing carols and we


get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the


chimney and we hang up our stockings. We


hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our


presents."





Realising there was a Jewish boy in the class and not


wanting to leave him out of the discussion,


she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at


Christmas?"





Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year .


. . Dad comes home from the office, we all pile


into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy


factory. When we get inside, we look at all the


empty shelves . . . and begin to sing: 'What A Friend We


Have in Jesus'. Then we all go to the


Bahamas."


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