Condoms.

CT · 06-02-2006, 09:57

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:

Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and
I think she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,
he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something
from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy
is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me
she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I
think she is expecting something from me!!"

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless
this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."

Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
than the others.

She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"

dod · 06-02-2006, 10:08

nightmare

Warspite · 06-02-2006, 10:16

ROFL - And here I was thinking what kind of a pic is gonna be in here then

mrgubby · 06-02-2006, 19:11

Many years ago in my spotty youth , in the time you could only get condoms from the chemist or the barbers I would buy them from the local Boots.

Due to the fact that I was very embarressed to buy them I used to walk up & down past Boots a few times to make sure nobody I knew was about before going inside. Once inside Boots I would circle the shop a few times still checking for anybody who would know me, only then heading for the Condom counter. I would then buy 4 boxes of 12 so I wouldn't have to go in again for at least a week..... .

Anyway , one sunny Saturday it was condom time again so I did the usual routine but this time it was 4 boxes of 12 AND 12 of those ribbed ones (was feeling adventurous). Walked up to the till with my head down only to be served by my mates little sister who was on work experience

By the end of the day EVERYBODY knew about it , by the end of the following week chinese whispers had me bulk-buying exotic kinky Condoms .

My reputation as a super-stud was assured

but my girfriend went into hiding for weeks

jewel · 07-02-2006, 16:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgubby

I would then buy 4 boxes of 12 so I wouldn't have to go in again for at least a week..... .
.
My reputation as a super-stud was assured

And super-stud you are!!LOL 4 boxes of 12 would just do you a WEEK?? OMG! Us Canadians are missing out,lol

or maybe it's just the married thing

jules

Gandhi · 07-02-2006, 23:54

Julia dahling,

I think this is amounts to what some may call 'stretching the envelope of credibility'

It's what bokes do.

also see; 'You should see my Bigma'

jewel · 09-02-2006, 00:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gandhi

Julia dahling,

I think this is amounts to what some may call 'stretching the envelope of credibility'

It's what bokes do.

also see; 'You should see my Bigma'

Now why would a guy do something like that?LOL

SammyC · 09-02-2006, 09:00

Never get a bloke to estimate a distance, 80 ft away is likely to be a lot closer in the same way the 8 inches is likely to be a lot less....

06-02-2006, 09:57	#1 (permalink)
CT Feet under the table Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Mids UK Posts: 3,500	Condoms. A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!" __________________ Canon 1DMk2N/ EF 50mm 1.4/ EF 17-40L/ EF180L Macro/ EF100-400L Canon 20D /17-85 EF-S 580EX Flashgun/ Gitzo Explorer

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06-02-2006, 10:08	#2 (permalink)
dod Feet under the table Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Nairn Posts: 1,911	nightmare

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Warspite Feet under the table Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Newcastle Sunderland Middlesbrough (UK) Posts: 1,736	ROFL - And here I was thinking what kind of a pic is gonna be in here then

06-02-2006, 19:11	#4 (permalink)
mrgubby Been here a while Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 328	Many years ago in my spotty youth , in the time you could only get condoms from the chemist or the barbers I would buy them from the local Boots. Due to the fact that I was very embarressed to buy them I used to walk up & down past Boots a few times to make sure nobody I knew was about before going inside. Once inside Boots I would circle the shop a few times still checking for anybody who would know me, only then heading for the Condom counter. I would then buy 4 boxes of 12 so I wouldn't have to go in again for at least a week..... . Anyway , one sunny Saturday it was condom time again so I did the usual routine but this time it was 4 boxes of 12 AND 12 of those ribbed ones (was feeling adventurous). Walked up to the till with my head down only to be served by my mates little sister who was on work experience By the end of the day EVERYBODY knew about it , by the end of the following week chinese whispers had me bulk-buying exotic kinky Condoms . My reputation as a super-stud was assured but my girfriend went into hiding for weeks

07-02-2006, 23:54	#6 (permalink)
Gandhi Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: bath, somerserset Posts: 966	Julia dahling, I think this is amounts to what some may call 'stretching the envelope of credibility' It's what bokes do. also see; 'You should see my Bigma'

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SammyC Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bristol Posts: 1,466	Never get a bloke to estimate a distance, 80 ft away is likely to be a lot closer in the same way the 8 inches is likely to be a lot less....