[colinmac]

Subject: The Cremated Husband




Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated
and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out
on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
started talking to him….
“You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought
it with the insurance money!”
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in theashes
then said, “Remember that car you promised me? Well,
I also bought it with the insurance money!”

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her
fingers in the ashes she said, “Remember that diamond
ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!”
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said,
“Remember that blow job I promised you?”
“Here it comes.”

[jake]

[gefrosolo]

[doc.]

[Slade]

Nice one

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That sucks...