[orangepeel]

Ever wondered why you rarely see letters from men in agony-aunt columns....

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to take some photographs of my wife coming home
using my new camera and waited behind the garage to do this. When I
fired the first shot the shutter jammed.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

[JMitchell]

LOL Very good

[Sonsey]

Good one!

[Larne]