A Fathers Nightmare

dod · 19-02-2006, 11:46

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this
time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside,
plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera and ... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said
a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

CT · 19-02-2006, 11:51

PMSL!

Might have to borrow that one.

SammyC · 19-02-2006, 12:36

The Irish contingent at work might like that one ... (plans to claim joke as his own....)

Warspite · 19-02-2006, 16:29

barrymoir · 21-02-2006, 10:06

lolol classic

kamion · 21-02-2006, 23:07

19-02-2006, 11:46	#1 (permalink)
dod Feet under the table Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Nairn Posts: 1,911	A Fathers Nightmare An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and ... ." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

19-02-2006, 16:29	#4 (permalink)
Warspite Feet under the table Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Newcastle Sunderland Middlesbrough (UK) Posts: 1,736	Rofl

21-02-2006, 23:07	#6 (permalink)
kamion Getting Comfy Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 160	Lol!

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