[Dave]

>An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.
>
>He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid.
>As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent.
>
>Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her
>shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
>
>Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her
>$200 to sleep with him.
>
>As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, She
>agrees.
>The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters And after
>showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again
>for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
>This goes on for 5 nights.
>
>On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes And
>sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more
>attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she
>goes over and sits next to him.
>
>She asks him where he's from in Australia.
>"Melbourne", he tells her.
>"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.
>"Glen Iris" he replies.
>"That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?"
>"Cameo Street" he replies.
>"This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering; "What
>number?"
>"Number 20", he replies.
>She is totally astonished.
>"You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number
>22! My parents still live there!"
>"I know..." he says,
>
>"Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"
>
>
>HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN
>
>

[Tigress]

[orangepeel]

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Orangepeel, there's no room for deliberately inflamitory remarks here.