Funny Computer Related One liners

JMitchell · 28-01-2007, 12:03

Not credited to me, but they are funny:
1) A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory!
2) A life… cool.. where can I download one of those?
3) ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. (

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4) UNIX: when you can't afford the very best
5) Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
6) Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
7) The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first.
8) WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
9) Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
10) Hit any user to continue.

See more at Technology for the computer ones, and One-Liners for other one liners.

***Dave*** · 28-01-2007, 18:56

Too close to the truth some of those

28-01-2007, 12:03	#1 (permalink)
JMitchell Feet under the table Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: London, England Posts: 3,518	Funny Computer Related One liners Not credited to me, but they are funny: 1) A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory! 2) A life… cool.. where can I download one of those? 3) ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. ( ) 4) UNIX: when you can't afford the very best 5) Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner. 6) Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code. 7) The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first. 8) WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue. 9) Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. 10) Hit any user to continue. See more at Technology for the computer ones, and One-Liners for other one liners. __________________ Jack Mitchell "We accept the reality with which we are presented" - - New website, online, but still in progress!

28-01-2007, 18:56	#2 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,904	Re: Funny Computer Related One liners Too close to the truth some of those

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