Pixalo Photography Community  

Go Back   Pixalo Photography Community > General forums > Jokes and Funny Threads
Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Jokes and Funny Threads Discuss German Engineering... This is why i drive BMW...On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a Petrol Station in a remote part of ...

Welcome to the Pixalo Photography Community. As a Guest you are free to browse the site, but see what extras you get as a Member here.


Expired Thread The thread "German Engineering... This is why i drive BMW" has not received any replies for 18 months. It has been automatically closed as a result. Please start a new thread on the topic if the information in this thread is not sufficient.

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 22-02-2006, 18:13   #1 (permalink)
Getting Comfy
 
Madpup's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 176
Madpup is on a distinguished roadMadpup is on a distinguished road

User's Gallery
Talking German Engineering... This is why i drive BMW

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into
a Petrol Station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, knowing nothing about golf, greets him
in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing
supremo is.
Top of the mornin' to yer, sor" says the attendant. Tiger
nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees"
replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires
the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says
Tiger.
"****** Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of
everyting!"
__________________
Canon 300D, Sigma 100-300, Canon 35-105, Canon 18-55, Tamron 28-300, speedlite 550EX, over 150 cokin filters(Never used)

Last edited by Marcel : 22-02-2006 at 18:42. Reason: Removed a little sweary
Madpup is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 22-02-2006, 18:31   #2 (permalink)
Forum Regular
 
Joe T's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Amersham, Bucks
Posts: 978
Joe T will become famous soon enoughJoe T will become famous soon enoughJoe T will become famous soon enoughJoe T will become famous soon enoughJoe T will become famous soon enoughJoe T will become famous soon enoughJoe T will become famous soon enough

Image editing O.K.
User's Gallery
lol
Joe T is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 22-02-2006, 18:42   #3 (permalink)
Marcel
 
Posts: n/a

User's Gallery
lol
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 22-02-2006, 19:07   #4 (permalink)
Feet under the table
 
Warspite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Newcastle Sunderland Middlesbrough (UK)
Posts: 1,736
Warspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enoughWarspite will become famous soon enough

Image editing O.K.
User's Gallery
Users Camera Equipment List
lol
Warspite is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 22-02-2006, 19:17   #5 (permalink)
Getting Comfy
 
ed34's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: leominster
Posts: 217
ed34 is on a distinguished roaded34 is on a distinguished road

Image editing O.K.
User's Gallery
lol
ed34 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Closed Thread


Expired Thread The thread "German Engineering... This is why i drive BMW" has not received any replies for 18 months. It has been automatically closed as a result. Please start a new thread on the topic if the information in this thread is not sufficient.

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
For sale : VOSONIC X-DRIVE II VP2060 - backup drive /photo storage Mark Grant Classified Adverts 4 31-03-2006 22:49
German Coastgaurd Liberalis Jokes and Funny Threads 6 26-02-2006 10:15
went for a drive dod Photo Sharing 17 11-01-2006 00:42
Snow – German Style Steve Photo Sharing 23 02-01-2006 00:20
How not to drive Digital SPG General photography questions and answers 7 29-04-2005 12:20

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 23:07.


vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
ReviewPost & PhotoPost vB3 Enhanced, Copyright 2003-2006 All Enthusiast, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.1.0
Copyright © 2006 - 2008 Pixalo.com

Credit Card Debt Consolidation | Best Credit Cards | Life Insurance | Mortgage | Credit Cards

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91