[Tigress]

THIS IS FOR SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT!



In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in, looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer or bad news", he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain and £200 for a female brain".

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Hope that brings a smile to your day!

[Markulous]

I can handle it, I can handl............. $%&$$%!!!!!!!

But hang on....... that means 1 male is worth 25 females. Seems about right to me - maybe overvaluing the females a tad, but hey, I'm not going to argue. And if you wimmin agree...............

[Rob Barron]

Wow Mark, I admire your courage matey.... and pity your day when the female in your life reads that!

Fiona is a fine example of a woman.... she does the work of two men!
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Laurel and Hardy!
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Hope I scrolled down far enough

[fionaB]

no you didint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

but THATS ok.......... cos revenge is a dish best served cold............... one little word of advice..............

watch your back cos you never know who is behind you .................Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Fi

[Rob Barron]

LOL, think I'll wear a mirror on my shoulder for a while <g>

Ah, yer know we love yer really

[Joseph McGarraghy]

In the version of years ago the brains were: Scots, Welsh, English, and Irish.
The most expensive was the least used brain. Take your pick!

[Dave]

[jewel]

I heard this one before but it's still funny,lol


Jewel