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Old 14-11-2007, 20:49   #1 (permalink)
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STRATEGIC PERFECTION ...


The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat
vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers
and
men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea.
She carried no evaporators (fresh water distillers).

However, let it be noted that according to her log, "On
July 27, 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston
with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600
gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600
pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum."

Her mission:
"To destroy and harass English shipping."

Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300
gallons of rum.

Then she headed for the Azores, arriving there 12 November. She provisioned
with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of Portuguese wine.

On 18 November, she set sail for England.

In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war
and captured and scuttled 12 English merchantmen,
salvaging only the rum aboard each.

By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted.
Nevertheless, and though unarmed, she made a night
raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland. Her landing party
captured a whiskey distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt
Scotch aboard by dawn.

Then she headed home.

The U.S.S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February 1799, with no
cannon
shot, no food, no powder, NO rum, NO wine, NO whiskey and 38,600 gallons of
stagnant water.

GO NAVY!
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Old 15-11-2007, 01:34   #2 (permalink)
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If your gonna do it... do it in style!
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Think I saw something on this a few months ago. IIRC, more importantly, she was responsible for the Royal Navy diverting some of the fleet from blockade duties, to protect our ports
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Well, see.. they misrepresented the mission.
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Her mission:
"To destroy and harass English shipping."
Is entirely inaccurate. The true mission was to take all the booze from the Irish, so that the Irish might sober up and conquer the world. Needless to say, the mission failed. Those Irishmen are more resourcefull than they were given credit for being.
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Never a truer word spoken!




...now, who's round is it?
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