[P-E]

Not sure if it's an old one or not

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's
no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think $5,000 is enough to
donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell
me the dog was Catholic?

[JMitchell]

funny, but probably a hint of truth there too...

[Sonsey]

Originally Posted by JMitchell

a hint

That's quite an understatement

[Fangman]

Woof!


I have a friend who is a catholic priest and HIS children can call him Father and not Uncle!

He was Anglican and crossed over and one of the few married priests!

[nathan vh]

I don't get it, some one explain, seeing as i can't work it out