[Dave]

Leaving a cafe with his morning cup of coffee, a man notices a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. Moving up the street slowly is a black hearse, followed closely behind by a second black hearse. Behind this, with head bowed, walks a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him are about 200 men walking single file.

Curiosity getting the better of him, the man respectfully approaches the man walking the dog. ‘I know now is a bad time to disturb you,’ he says to the mourner. ‘But I've never seen a funeral like this. Who has passed away?’ The bereaved looks up. ‘Well, that first hearse is for my wife.’ ‘What happened to her?’ the first man asks. The funeral-goer looks down at his pit bull. ‘My dog attacked and killed her.’ The man nods solemnly ‘Well, who is in the second hearse?’ ‘My mother-in-law,’ the man answers. ‘She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.’

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. ‘Could I borrow that dog?’ says the first man, finally. The mourner looks at him wearily. ‘Get in line.’

[Steve]

The good old mother-in-law gags, never fail to amuse

[MickB]

LOL, guys down the pub will like this one