[morlandroger]

A man walks into an Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for
his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in
price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie
home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked -
return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for
myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Stone me. It wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

[Sonsey]

That'd do it!

[Charlotte]

[silkstone]