The Merc

14-01-2006, 02:17

A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership and browses around. Suddenly she
spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone
has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns
back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help
you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that
if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear
the price.

jewel · 14-01-2006, 02:37

Nice one Marcel,lol

Jules

Warspite · 14-01-2006, 02:53

LOL

Good way to start the weekend

***Dave*** · 14-01-2006, 07:43

Do women really "bottom burp" ?

minimeeze · 14-01-2006, 09:29

barrymoir · 14-01-2006, 09:51

lmao, brilliant and in stitches at the bum burp comment.

14-01-2006, 10:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJW

Do women really "bottom burp" ?

Trouser cough?

Without a doubt

jewel · 18-01-2006, 19:25

women over here in Canada don't "bottom burp" as you so nicely put it,lol.

Jewel lol

Venomator · 18-01-2006, 19:33

Catdaddy · 18-01-2006, 20:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewel

women over here in Canada don't "bottom burp" as you so nicely put it,lol.

Maybe not when people are about, but I bet they're rip-roarers when you're on your own...

Prrrrrrrrp!

jewel · 18-01-2006, 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catdaddy

Maybe not when people are about, but I bet they're rip-roarers when you're on your own...

Prrrrrrrrp!

AquilaEagle · 22-01-2006, 19:39

Verry funny!

14-01-2006, 02:17	#1 (permalink)
Marcel Posts: n/a	The Merc A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price.

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14-01-2006, 02:37	#2 (permalink)
jewel Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,133	Nice one Marcel,lol Jules

14-01-2006, 02:53	#3 (permalink)
Warspite Feet under the table Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Newcastle Sunderland Middlesbrough (UK) Posts: 1,736	LOL Good way to start the weekend

14-01-2006, 07:43	#4 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,909	Do women really "bottom burp" ?

14-01-2006, 09:29	#5 (permalink)
minimeeze Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Aldershot, Hants Posts: 567	lol

14-01-2006, 09:51	#6 (permalink)
barrymoir Been here a while Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 369	lmao, brilliant and in stitches at the bum burp comment.

18-01-2006, 19:25	#8 (permalink)
jewel Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,133	women over here in Canada don't "bottom burp" as you so nicely put it,lol. Jewel lol

18-01-2006, 19:33	#9 (permalink)
Venomator Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 922

22-01-2006, 19:39	#12 (permalink)
AquilaEagle Been here a while Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herts, UK Posts: 311	Verry funny!