Nikon - Play on words

***Dave*** · 19-01-2006, 18:54

When paying for a Nikon camera the other day, I phoned my bank to make a bank transfer. Went through all the details incl amount, when I was next asked for a reference.
I replied "Nikon Camera" to which the young lady burst out laughing, asking if someone was being held to ransom

. She thought I had said "Nick on Camera" & immediately had an image of some guy called Nick being caught in some dodgy photo's

Must did out those classic airport announcements at Heathrow sometime....."My partner has farted & left the room"

minimeeze · 19-01-2006, 19:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJW

I replied "Nikon Camera" to which the young lady burst out laughing, asking if someone was being held to ransom

. She thought I had said "Nick on Camera" & immediately had an image of some guy called Nick being caught in some dodgy photo's

Knows you well then??? pmsl

***Dave*** · 19-01-2006, 19:01

Now if it was the female Nic instead

***Dave*** · 19-01-2006, 19:08

Found the airport ones, that some guys asked reception to call out over the PA

Foreign Name..........................................Sounds Like
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed......I hate this ****ing job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie...........I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest............I need a ****** quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet...Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a ****
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted..My colleague just farted, and left the room, the b*st*rd
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee....Still, I got my own back and took a p1ss in his tea

Chez · 19-01-2006, 19:14

lol

Those airport names - have you heard the recordings? It was going around on eamil a few years back - they actually got them called out at some airport or other and recorded it..

***Dave*** · 19-01-2006, 19:16

Oh yes....found the link for listening to them via google, but didn't paste here due to some of the words announced.....no potty mouth here sir

AquilaEagle · 22-01-2006, 19:40

They were done in T3 Heathrow IIRC, and the guys got thrown out!! hilarious

19-01-2006, 18:54	#1 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Nikon - Play on words When paying for a Nikon camera the other day, I phoned my bank to make a bank transfer. Went through all the details incl amount, when I was next asked for a reference. I replied "Nikon Camera" to which the young lady burst out laughing, asking if someone was being held to ransom . She thought I had said "Nick on Camera" & immediately had an image of some guy called Nick being caught in some dodgy photo's Must did out those classic airport announcements at Heathrow sometime....."My partner has farted & left the room" Last edited by Dave : 19-01-2006 at 18:59.

19-01-2006, 19:08	#4 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Found the airport ones, that some guys asked reception to call out over the PA Foreign Name..........................................Sounds Like Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed......I hate this **ing job, and I will be fired Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie...........I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest............I need a ** quick, and my legs are crossed Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet...Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a ** Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted..My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bstrd Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee....Still, I got my own back and took a p1ss in his tea __________________

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19-01-2006, 19:01	#3 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Now if it was the female Nic instead

19-01-2006, 19:14	#5 (permalink)
Chez Been here a while Join Date: May 2005 Location: Northampton Posts: 289	lol Those airport names - have you heard the recordings? It was going around on eamil a few years back - they actually got them called out at some airport or other and recorded it..

19-01-2006, 19:16	#6 (permalink)
*Dave* Pixalo Crew Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 14,659	Oh yes....found the link for listening to them via google, but didn't paste here due to some of the words announced.....no potty mouth here sir

22-01-2006, 19:40	#7 (permalink)
AquilaEagle Been here a while Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herts, UK Posts: 311	They were done in T3 Heathrow IIRC, and the guys got thrown out!! hilarious