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nudist colony


A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off
>his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde
>walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his
>erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man
>replied, "No, what do you mean?"
>She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
>you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him
>to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him
>to her and happily let him have his way with her.
>
>Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the
>sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man
>lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asked the
>hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer. "You must be new."
>answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you
>called for me." The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench
>and had his way with the newcomer.
>The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a
>smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked. "Here's my
>membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500
>membership fee." "But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few
>hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady,
>I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times
>a day. I'm outta here."

[Steve]

[Sonsey]