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Old 18-03-2007, 04:43   #1 (permalink)
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The Vampire's Tale

Once upon a very a bright night a Vampire Bat came back from his nightly blood hunt, and he was COVERED in rich, red blood.












As he flew into his cave to roost the other vampires caught wind of the scent he was giving off - BLOOD - and proceeded to hassle Blood Bat - "Nice, Where Is It, Share, C'mon" .......




BLOODY BAT says "You ain,t gonna let me sleep, are yas ?"

and the reply was "NOPE"..... so Blood Bat ses' "follow me" - - - - - -












Out of the cave they fly, over a big meadow (full of cattle ??), across a stream, up and over a hill range - and then Bloody Bat hovers at the edge of a forest -



- - - "Are we near or are we there ?" screech the other bats, "Come on - give, share", they twitter and scream !






Bloody Bat says "Close - see that big Oak Tee at the front of he forest?"







*Yeh, YEH, YEH" scream the other bats..

"Good" says Bloody Bat,



















'I didn't!"
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Old 18-03-2007, 11:46   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahah brilliant!
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ROFLOL!!! Excellent!!
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