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> Vanilla Pudding Robbery
>
> This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
> which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
>
> Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
> disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
> expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
> were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
>
> The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
> found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
>
> As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
> least we'll have a bit to eat."
>
> The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
> nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
> opened.
>
> They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
> gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>
> Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
> nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
> headline read:
>
>
> IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...