[Dave]

You have just walked out of the church after your delightful wedding ceremony and on the church steps, both your families are applauding you with a hundred friends gathered around.

The photographer raises his camera and following your family's tradition, both of you are holding beautiful live white doves which you will release together.

Bride and groom stand happily shoulder to shoulder with a dove gently held in both hands as everyone eagerly awaits the climax of your marriage vows.

The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky and release the doves as a symbol of your eternal love.


Not a dry eye anywhere, such a moving sight, the camera flashes and the moment is captured for all eternity.............

Scroll down and cringe.........................



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Wedding Gown £2,500.
Photographer £2,000.
Vintage Rolls Royce £1,000.
Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends.

PRICELESS!!!!!

[Steve]

I would have demanded a reduction in the photographers rates...he has cropped the top of the bouquet

[silkstone]

Are you sure those were doves? They look more like great tits.

[orangepeel]

lol.

Now just in the interests of fairness and checking for double standards, I'm going to use the phrase "I **********" just to see if this illicits the same response as previously...

[WOODY]

Looks Like The Bride Released Puppies, Instead Of Doves.

[j sotelo]

Originally Posted by WOODY

Looks Like The Bride Released Puppies, Instead Of Doves.

LOL good one

[P-E]

[muscle750]

Whenn we got married 25 years ago scorchin day and one minuite she was stood at the alter next min she was on the deck fainted in the heat!!
The vicar revived her with a drink out the communion cup!!